Puns

The washrooms in a seafood restaurant were labelled Buoys and Gulls.	An astronaut wrote about flying twice to the moon. It was double spaced.	I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand.	The designers of jeans are always looking at the bottom line.	If you get too thin, you just might be a human bean.
Talking to her about computer hardware, I make my mother board.	Home page: when your family makes your beeper go off.	When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites.	When the waiter was asked if crabs were served in his restauraunt he replied - oh yes ... we serve anybody!	A waiter who played tennis was great at serving.
An experienced waiter can give a lot of good tips.	I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary.	An accountant for a restaurant has to be sure the books are not cooked.	Some people use a restaurant to rest-and-rant.	Some people don't like food going to waist.
A karate school restaurant served mainly chops.	Cooks have a lot of spice in their lives.	A restaurant owner gave his cooks a stirring speech.	Asked by a waiter if she would like a drink, the lady replied, 'wine not?'	What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
When writing out drink recipes you have to have a first draft.	Drinking a whole bucket of water could make you turn pail.	Some who go sip also gossip.	Did you know donuts were first made in Greece?	If you are what you eat, I'm staying away from the nuts!

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